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LET'S LAUGH A LITTLE |
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How do you make an orange laugh? Tickle its navel. |
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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill. |
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What did the turtle wear to keep warm ? A turtle neck. |
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What did one math book say to the other? We've got problems! |
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. |
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Why is it cool to go to a baseball game on a hot day? Because there are a lot of fans. |
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What did the
digital watch say to the grandfather clock? |
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What nails do
carpenters hate to hit? |
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What do you
call a cow with no legs? |
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A minnie van! |
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. |
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What's the
difference between a teacher and a train? |
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Why don't bears wear socks? Because they like to walk in their bear feet. |
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What do you
get when you cross a balloon with a porcupine? |
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Knock Knock... |
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What do you get when you cross a fish with two elephants? Swimming trunks. |
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Be
kind to your dentist. He has fillings too. |
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Why was the
broom late?
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MORE TO COME !!!! |